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and many more! Please make yourself at home. 

 

pornacorn:

trekkie8472:

blondeloli:

daddysriotgrrrl:

blondeloli:

i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!

"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?" 

*at the dentist’s office*
"Why do you have so many cavities?"
"i ate too many dicks :("

THAT LAST ONE.

I must have these, and put them in small assorted packages with the words “EAT A BAG OF DICKS” in bold on them.

This REALLY takes the term “food porn" to a whole new level..

pornacorn:

trekkie8472:

blondeloli:

daddysriotgrrrl:

blondeloli:

i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!

"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?" 

*at the dentist’s office*

"Why do you have so many cavities?"

"i ate too many dicks :("

THAT LAST ONE.

I must have these, and put them in small assorted packages with the words “EAT A BAG OF DICKS” in bold on them.

This REALLY takes the term “food porn" to a whole new level..

(Source: virtualcocaine)

kaitthekitty:

lolhowdoiunicorn:

ultrafacts:

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The sun just kinda bounces off like “oh hey it’s nighttime time to set hA nope”

THIS IS MY HELL, I WOULD DIEI AM A CREATURE OF THE NIGHT

kaitthekitty:

lolhowdoiunicorn:

ultrafacts:

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The sun just kinda bounces off like “oh hey it’s nighttime time to set hA nope”

THIS IS MY HELL, I WOULD DIE
I AM A CREATURE OF THE NIGHT

wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

(Source: asexualarmin)